Sunday, December 11, 2005
Top Five Super Powers
These Top Fives are a good way to totally kill time that should be spent studying.

Honorable mention) Flying - Flying is a classic, but falls short of the top five because it is easily subsumed by Telekinesis. Plus, if you have wings you probably have to spend most of your time avoiding religious fanatics.


5) Pyrokinesis - The ability to make fire kicks total ass. However, I imagine having a power with the sole purpose of destruction can get old pretty fast, so this baby is knocked down to number five.


4) Invincibility - Whether it comes in the form of impenetrable armor or the ability to phase through solid objects, invincibility is definitely a super power that could never wear out its welcome.


3) Shapeshifting - Shapeshifting is a great power not because you can look like anyone, but because you can look like yourself, only better. Sure most individuals gifted with this power tend to have a predisposition for mischief, but who could resist?


2) Super Speed - How would it feel to never have to worry about being late? To never feel rushed because you can accomplish anything in a matter of seconds? Super speed races into the number two spot. It misses number one only because anyone who is faster than everyone else is at increased risk to suffer from Pietro Maximoff Syndrome (PMS, see picture).


1) Telekinesis - With telekinesis, you are limited only by your imagination. Telekinesis can be marked by both power and precision, and is hands down the most desirable super-power around. Leave the telepathy at home kids, that stuff comes with way too much baggage.
Comments:
Dude, that Collosus cover is all sorts of inapproriate.
 
That was cover of the year at marvel.com!
 
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