Dorkgasm Pt. 1 I am starting a new column called Dorkgasm! Like the rest of my blog, it's all about self-indulgent advertising of all things geeky. This week's installment is about the movie Serenity. Do not walk, RUN to the nearest video store and rent it. It's a sequal to a prematurely-canceled television show called Firefly. It's about intergalactic cowboys who do lots of kick ass stuff. My new top fictional crush is the resident engineer on the spaceship Serenity:

Meet Kaylee:

Stolen from everybody

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I have one on the knuckle of my right index finger. I got it when I accidently started my dishwasher with liquid soap and flooded the kitchen (who knew?!). When I tried to clean up some soap that had gone under the oven, I cut my knuckle pretty bad.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
I have an X2 poster, a Magik poster, and a New Mutants wall scroll covering my circuit breakers.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
I'm digging Fiona Apple and the Grey's Anatomy Soundtrack lately.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
No one else is actually answering this question properly. Yes.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
To go on a month long vacation to see family and friends.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
College, S2P, Dena, Jill, and Aimee, my family

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
My comics and DVDs.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Not really.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Not usually. Only if I'm freaked out for some other reason.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
That would be my late aunt Maime ... RIP

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
um...does Irish Spring count?

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Brunette...any color eyes

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF proposing?
I don't really have an image of it.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Water.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pepperoni, Sausage comes in second

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
An Ultimate Bertucci Pizza (see 17)

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
I don't know...probably my mom.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
I'm stealing this, but it's true: Life.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
Yes.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Um...I have a lot of Gap sweatshirts.

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
My car is my dream car :)

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
I miss Beau.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
Golden Retriever.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
"Fools in love, are there any other kinds of lovers?"

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Mail!

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED
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31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Wasn't this already a question?

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Mom or Dena.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Classes.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Been to Canada. Once.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Impulse buying (see question 8)

36. MEET ANYONE FAMOUS?
I saw Dewey once...oh yeah, and Mariah Carey. When I told my mom about Mariah she said "I'm sorry it wasn't someone you cared about, honey"

37. FIRST JOB?
The muffin man at Victory

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
1) Almond Joy 2) Sam Sword. I don't know if I was ever actually on the phone either time.

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
Showering.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Just the wisdom teeth out. I totally freaked out from the anesthesia.

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
All the cool kids are doing it

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
I apparently leave people with the impression that I am smart...fooled you, suckas!

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
The same thing I do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
Seriously though, I don't drink anyway so I wouldn't care.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Ummm...Firefly on DVD! And um...a Nintendo GameCube with Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess!

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
I'll wait til I have one then decide.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Nope.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No.

48. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?
I had frosted mini wheats and then did my developmental core reading and then met my subject.

49. WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?
Reese's Pieces Peanut Butter Cookies.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Not really.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
That barbecue stuff that comes in a tub. Yum!

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
I can be sarcastic and cynical and sometimes just a mean little shit.

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
That would be Gling Glo by Bjork...it's total crap.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Definitely. We have so much in common!

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Probably.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yes.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Complaining to Carrie or Dena or in the case of my classes, my cohort.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Pittsburgh. I still consider my first home to be in Massachusetts.

59. WHO IS YOUR FAMOUS/ ACTOR/ SINGER CRUSH?
Gotta love Fiona Apple, plus see my 500 posts about fictional crushes.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
I dug my Nightcrawler action figure as well as Usagi and Metalhead from Ninja Turtles.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
No idea. A lot.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Fuck you.

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
I was pretty close at the last Garbage concert. But I got to see Shirley's nipples.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Honestly, niceness is a huge factor. Also, being a dork like me helps.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
J.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
I like watermelon sherbet or chocolate chip cookie dough with peanut butter sauce from Friendly's

73. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
I have DEFINITELY already answered this.

74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
Zippo.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Everyone but you, asshole.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
"Fake Plastsic Trees" - Radiohead

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Cranberry juice.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Um...that would be Dena.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Their appearance, I guess.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
"Red Red Red" by Fiona Apple

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
The best I can come up with is Vanessa Carlton.

82. FAVORITE DRINK(S) (ALCOHOLIC)?
Water.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?
Taurus. That would be me!

84. Favorite Sport?
Does MarioKart count?

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Brown.

86. EYE COLOR?
Even Browner.

87. HEIGHT?
5'11"

88. SIBLINGS?
Josh and my sister-in-laws Deepa and Divya

89. FAVORITE MONTH?
April!

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
It's alright.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
The Xena episode "In Sickness and in Hell" -- funny shit.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Christmas.

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Usually, yes.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Serenity on DVD.

98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
God.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
X-Factor!

"What the fuck?? Where's question 100? Are we supposed to make up our own? Here's mine:

Now that you've blown your whole morning doing this survey, what are you going to do?" ~ Carrie
Sleep! 11:04 PM